It's time to list my not-so-favorite attractions in WDW. Number one is the attraction I most dislike. Unlike with my top 3 attractions, not many of these are interchangeable. I have fairly strong feelings about the attractions that I could do without. Go figure.
3. The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
2. Jungle Cruise
1. Stitch's Great Escape
Winnie the Pooh is a very popular attractions... for toddlers. I get that. What I don't get is why they had to make it so trippy. If I rode that attraction high as a kite I'm sure I'd love it. I feel bad having Jungle Cruise on my list. I really do. But, there is a limit to the amount of times you can listen to the same corny jokes over and over. I don't even have to explain Stitch's Great Escape to you if you've experienced it. We'll let that one be.
3. American Adventure
2. Journey Into Your Imagination With Figment
1. Honey, I Shrunk the Audience
American Adventure, I'm sorry. You bore me. Not that I don't CARE about the history of my country but I can't seem to stay awake for 30 minutes in wonderful air conditioning while sitting in cushy seats. Let me say, Voices of Liberty ROCKS though! In my opinion, the entire crapfest that is the Imagination pavillion can go. Figment is very loud and not very interesting. HISTA scares me a bit, I admit. I don't like giant lions in my face.
Disney's Hollywood Studios
3. Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular
2. Sounds Dangerous
1. Backlot Tour
These are all attractions that at one time were good. Indiana Jones, in all fairness, still is a good show. It's not all that good when it's the millionth time you've seen it however. It's been the same show since God knows when. I admit I really liked Sounds Dangerous the first few times. Recently however, the attraction has been crapping out on audiences making it virtually pointless to try and experience it. And finally, Backlot Tour. *shakes head* Why did they have to take away the backlot homes? Why!? And WHY must I stare at movie props that are from ancient movies that were once somewhat popular but not so much anymore?
3. Triceratop Spin
2. Primevil Whirl
Ironic that all of these are in Dinoland U.S.A. I love dinosaurs, don't get me wrong. But this section of AK is ridiculous. My number three is simply a glorified Dumbo. Primevil Whirl makes me feel quite sick. I hate spinning around that much. The ONE time I rode that I did NOT have fun. Must I explain why Dinosaur is the worst attraction at AK? Easy. It scares the living crap out of me. "RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! RAWRRRRR!" I did keep my eyes open on it once. Just once. That was because a cast member gave me a FASTPASS if I could come back with photographic evidence I kept my eyes open. :)
Well, there's my bottom three attractions at WDW. What are yours?!